tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post7973733817781623253..comments2023-03-22T02:43:14.121-07:00Comments on Plumbed Down: Hyperbolic First World Problems Filled with Idiotic Interjections. Plumbeddownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05922056608873107130noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-77397574835277560142013-09-04T17:52:19.858-07:002013-09-04T17:52:19.858-07:00When I lived in an apartment, I accidentally let a...When I lived in an apartment, I accidentally let a shotglass fall into the garbage disposal, and when I turned on the disposal...it was shot. <br /><br />I took the whole thing out, and it was rusted and falling apart...I took it to the maintenance guy and he was like, "hey, you're not supposed to take those...oh, that's a goner...i got a new one right here..." Saved myself a hundred bucks by removing it myself. Plumbeddownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05922056608873107130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-84788260865571330692013-09-04T13:42:19.491-07:002013-09-04T13:42:19.491-07:00The problem is I work on shit anyways. Heater went...The problem is I work on shit anyways. Heater went out? Damn. What's wrong. Oh. That's above my payscale. Now it's time to call....the maintenance guys like it when I can tell them what's broken though. ...<br /><br />I showed friends. They liked it. Some as much as they liked "My Country Boner"agnarchy.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14046852000034640662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-55382085012091239102013-09-04T10:38:41.037-07:002013-09-04T10:38:41.037-07:00I never liked polar bears (which is also the reaso...I never liked polar bears (which is also the reason I don't own a pit bull). My annoying Jack Russell Terrier is bad enough in my yard (and he looks like a 1/1000 scale polar bear). <br /><br />I too, want a MarioKart, and I want Yoshi to ride shotgun with me. Plumbeddownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05922056608873107130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-60358112316711980442013-09-04T10:36:10.301-07:002013-09-04T10:36:10.301-07:00I only drank one (for research possibilities); but...I only drank one (for research possibilities); but I understand if my man-card has to be taken away for a few days. <br /><br />I love badminton, so I guess by default I also love a shuttlecock (oh, that sounds wrong). <br /><br />Hank's kind of a yard snob, but if Sgt. Bill Dauterive thinks your lawn is bad, you've got real problems. Plumbeddownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05922056608873107130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-27938326921263000562013-09-04T10:31:53.828-07:002013-09-04T10:31:53.828-07:00Oh, I miss Mitch Hedburg (RIP). I can just image t...Oh, I miss Mitch Hedburg (RIP). I can just image the apartment owning bunch hanging out at Home Depot: "Nope, don't need this either." <br /><br />I should finish my stupid music album, but it takes so much time (and the majority of my readers didn't care much for it). I actually don't really know what my readers like. I should do a survey. Actually, I think I'd still do what I like, and hope they like the ride. <br /><br />Thanks for reading. Plumbeddownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05922056608873107130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-30434168908001573532013-09-04T09:27:53.522-07:002013-09-04T09:27:53.522-07:00Shuttleballcock. Bam. I said it.
I gotta say, I l...Shuttleballcock. Bam. I said it.<br /><br />I gotta say, I lawled at this one. Probably even more than your prison music. I could really go for a full album of that stuff.<br /><br />Also, apartments. I hate mine, but as I read this, all I could think about was the comedy bit by the guy whose name I can't remember so I keep typing hoping it will come to mind but knowing it wont so this is where I give up and he said there should be an apartment depo. It would just be a bunch of people hanging out because they don't have to fix shit. Dammit, I still can't remember his name but I am fairly certain he was permastoned. He wanted to see a fork lift lifting a crate of forms because it would be so literal. <br /><br />Mitch Hedburg. Not gona lie, I had to Bing that one.agnarchy.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14046852000034640662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-9289435560076394052013-09-04T08:52:18.612-07:002013-09-04T08:52:18.612-07:00First, let me say, I feel your sleep pain. I too h...First, let me say, I feel your sleep pain. I too heard those butterflies arguing...<br />Second, the idea of riding a glorified MarioKart and calling it work made me both laugh and jealous.<br />Third, I love blackberries, but only when they belong to someone else - I can't imagine maintaining one of those thorny instruments of torture.<br />Fourth, I feel like such a baby for having to maintain my tiny scrap of yard, though to be fair, my giant pit bull wreaks the same kind of havoc as an angry polar bear...it makes me want to bang my head against the deck. Also: garden spiders. Yuck.Natalie DeYounghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906680301422288990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2552170607010033527.post-82826282712399298072013-09-04T05:20:54.953-07:002013-09-04T05:20:54.953-07:00Chris so many thoughts from this one. I'll le...Chris so many thoughts from this one. I'll let the fact you drank a Smirnoff screwdriver go, that's a "get out of jail free card". <br /><br />I also understand having issues with a ballcock, but isn't a shuttlecock a lot of fun?<br /><br />I also hadn't considered Hank Hill's stance on my own lawn. Crap, I better go mow it...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14892957099696412869noreply@blogger.com